Wishing You Many Cliches for the Holidays

Stay tuned for Tim Dykstra's Christmas Extravaganza Special!
With appearances by...

John Laroquette...

Kenny Rogers...

Bill Nye...

Robert DeNiro's nephew...

Johnny Rotten...

Kofi Annan...

Extra #2...

Ernest Borgnine...

Dan Castelanetta...

and the entire cast of Who's the Boss (excepting Tony Danza and Alyssa Milano).

With special performances by...

Gottfried the sword-swallower-juggling albino...

Fried Chicken, a Kenny Rogers tribute band...

The washboard orchestra of Beverly Hills...

The midget tap-dancers from Paraguay...

And the men's choir from the A.A.A.A (Association of African American Anarchists).

All this and more, hosted by Tim Dykstra, and special guest, The Noid! Tune in!