Capital Punishment and Birthday Abolishment

So, Saddam is dead. Its kind of weird having possibly the most notorious person of my lifetime be brought to justice and subsequently punished. Capitally. Its a bit surreal.

That said, I didn't really come here to wax about the hanging of Saddam Hussein, but to supply this quote from an article on CNN's webpage:
Two other co-defendants -- Barzan Hassan, Hussein's half-brother, and Awwad Bandar, the former chief judge of the Revolutionary Court -- were also found guilty and had been expected to face execution with Hussein, but Rubaie said their executions were postponed.

"We chose to postpone Barzan and Awwad's execution to a later date because we wanted to have this day to have an historic distinction," he said. "We wanted to have one specific date for Saddam so people remember this date to be linked to Saddam's execution and nothing else."

What a wonderful thing to say (the italics are mine). Especially meaningful for someone whose birthday is today. Thanks for your thoughts there, Rubaie. I appreciate it. I guess all subsequent birthday celebrations are to cease. This day is about Saddam's death. The anniversary of my birth means nothing. Nothing.

A Telling Omen of the Demise of Snowmen

Ritual suicide and Tim Hortons?
Just see for yourself...



Either they didn't see or are ignoring the Hot Be Careful warning
It seems that Tim Horton's has seen it fit to include two suicidal snowmen in this year's holiday cup. While it is disturbing enough for me to see these two snowmen with Tim Horton's cups in their hands, I shudder at imagining the carnage that happens when these two drink their fatal hot chocolates.
The cup looks like it was designed by Jim Jones or, more likely, by Calvin.
Don't do it, kids. Life's worth living.

Wishing You Many Cliches for the Holidays

Stay tuned for Tim Dykstra's Christmas Extravaganza Special!
With appearances by...

John Laroquette...

Kenny Rogers...

Bill Nye...

Robert DeNiro's nephew...

Johnny Rotten...

Kofi Annan...

Extra #2...

Ernest Borgnine...

Dan Castelanetta...

and the entire cast of Who's the Boss (excepting Tony Danza and Alyssa Milano).

With special performances by...

Gottfried the sword-swallower-juggling albino...

Fried Chicken, a Kenny Rogers tribute band...

The washboard orchestra of Beverly Hills...

The midget tap-dancers from Paraguay...

And the men's choir from the A.A.A.A (Association of African American Anarchists).

All this and more, hosted by Tim Dykstra, and special guest, The Noid! Tune in!